Words: Meryl Cubley
The festive season is almost upon us RUDE readers! So let’s take a little peek at what is at the top of our Christmas lists, for we’ll be hoping that Santa has some very special presents in his sack for us…
For the men in our lives…
The Cobra Libre
This is the first vibrator designed specifically to stimulate the head of the penis, producing unique and intense sensations.
And no, it’s not meant to be a plastic pussy boys. The smooth silicone opening of the device is designed only to hug the end of the penis which then receives powerful and highly controllable sensations through a combination of two powerful motors.
Whilst we women may titter at the design spiel: “…(to) invoke memories of the Cobra racing car, when first switched on it quietly purrs like a racer waiting to leave the gates…you can then apply the accelerator and enjoy the ecstasy this toy can bring,” maybe the man in your life has always dreamt of life in the fast lane…
Big Daddy’s Cock: Ring
Because every man should have one of these in his stocking, The Big Daddy’s adjustable cock ring is simple to fit and loosens easily, so it’s great for beginners and experienced cock ring users alike!
This cock ring can be tightened around the base of the penis or put through the balls and tightened, to give a different sensation… for the perfect enhanced, super-sensation erection – it’s a bestseller for Passion.
Lovehoney Sexy Christmas Pack for Him
If you can’t wait to start exploring with male sex toys, this bumper pack includes three best-selling male sex toys and a bottle of lube, all pre-wrapped in a Lovehoney gift box. Saving yourself 39% on the RRP of the items combined, it’s a fantastic introduction to the spectrum of male toys… and he’s sure to feel very pampered indeed.
Because we’ve been very naughty girls this year…
LELO Ina has been upgraded and Version 2 of this classic vibrator now has DOUBLE the power in both the motors. Phew!!! Plus, there are now more pulse modes – and the Ina is now waterproof too! Perfect for sexy soapy action…
This is a radical departure in rabbit style vibrators. A beautifully sleek and stylish makeover puts LELO Ina as one of the most wanted dual-action vibrators.
Ina has two motors for simultaneous internal and external stimulation.The motor located in the main body of the vibrator delivers strong vibrations to the front vaginal wall – the location of the female G-spot – while a remarkably strong separate motor in the ‘finger’ delivers powerful clitoral sensations.
As with all LELO toys there are multiple modes and speeds, but the Ina has a special circular mode which switches on the motor in the shaft and then the finger in turns to tease and build you up to a mind-blowing climax. Yes please.
A rabbit is a rabbit, right? Wrong! This alluring pink rabbit has been designed to ensure that you will always come back for more.
From the silky smooth control panel to the high powered rabbit bullet all the way up to the tip of the charming shaft of this lusty rabbit.
With 16 functions and 10 speed clitoral action, this waterproof bunny is one of the best we have seen.
Lovehoney Deluxe Magic Wand Vibrator
Magic Wands have seen a massive surge in popularity in 2012 – and it’s not difficult to see why. These powerful massagers make achieving clitoral orgasms easier than ever. The strong vibrations and large head are also great for giving sensual shoulder rubs.
Me and my baby just want to get down and dirty
LELO TIANI 2
The Tiani can be worn by women during intercourse or for a pleasurable hands-free experience for both partners.
With the groundbreaking LELO Sensemotion™ technology, the Tiani can be used with the remote up to 12 metres (39 feet) away, meaning your partner can control your pleasure from a distance, perfect for those role-playing and control games – or you can keep it close whilst using the Tiani during intercourse.
The LELO Tiani Wearable Vibrator has 2 Sensemotion™ vibration settings which can be adjusted just by a tilt of the hand, and 6 additional vibration settings, all using a powerful but quiet and discreet motor. Inside the wireless remote there is another motor, also discreet, which means the person in control can feel exactly what their partner is feeling. Now that is some clever science.
Tantalise the Senses and Explore your Sexuality with Tease
An adult board game created with couples in mind, Tease is the alternative must have game for the sexually confident and adventurous. Unleash your inhabitations, escape from reality and indulge in a world of sexual play and fantasy!
Original in concept and graphics, Tease has a beautiful distinctive design. The game is created with cute, cult iconic images channelling the retro pin up style of the 1950’s.
To play all it takes is a simple roll of the dice and players move around the board. Depending on where they land, players then have the option of picking an instructive card varying from sensual rewards, mischievous forfeits or playful fantasies. With over 300 opportunities to explore and various levels and scales of naughtiness; Each time you play Tease will be a new and pleasurable experience – so start the game you will want to play again and again.
Truth Or Dare Adult Board Game
This is not your average saucy erotic board game with a few tame suggestions, this is a board game for couples who swing or singles who want to get down and dirty in a group. Based on ‘truth or dare’ the XXX Couples Boardgame features a range of cards that encourage you to reveal a secret or perform a challenge. Expect to get naked, wet and horny and even have sex with three people at once with XXX Couples Boardgame for 2-6 players. Let swing-time begin…
The ultimate best couples toy has just got better! Worn while making love, the We-Vibe 3 boasts more power, a fully waterproof design, a convenient wireless remote control, and a wireless charger base that doubles as a discreet, perfect-for-travel storage case. We-Vibe 3 brings the good vibrations of the world’s #1 vibrator for couples to a whole new level of fun!
The We-Vibe 3 brings 40% more enjoyment power to the same compact comfortable design as the We-Vibe II. You can easily experiment with different vibration modes until you find just the right one, then let the dual stimulation zones take the vibe to satisfying new heights of mutual pleasure for both partners!
Staying at the parents for the yuletide? Then you’ll love the 2 whisper-quiet motors – Sshhhh…