Dirty Disco DOLLS

photo-21Dirty, sexy choons on replay whilst we work…great punishment soundtrack from Nikki Awesome ūüėČ

With more than a hint of apocalyptic glamour, DOLLS is a darker, dirtier pop for an evolved listener, bubblegum bisected by industrial synthesizers, fusing grittily sensual lyrics with recurrent themes of money, sex and violence. ¬†DOLLS utilises multimedia platforms (music, video, artwork, social media) to bring to life the performance concept of a ‚Äúgood-girl group gone bad‚ÄĚ from the talents of a single artist.

It’s V-day – here’s what Nikki has to say on the topic.

  • If it’s flavoured, it’s sticky, and you may want to ask yourself¬†“why do I need my partner’s bits to taste like penis-colada?” ¬†Flavoured stuff is gross, not sexy. BAN IT.¬†
  • When receiving “sexy gifts” – FYI, covering people in chocolate is pretty much a precursor to “hey… So I was thinking… Wanna watch BERLIN BATHROOM WARFARE later?” Run. (Unless you’re into it. I ain’t judgin’ but count me out.)
  • Upon receiving unsuitable floral arrangements – smile; gush, and remove the offending bouquet from its wrapping. ¬†Then turn abruptly, using your ‘stern unimpressed’ face, and immediate recycle those flowers into floggers. Repeat as desired. ¬†Conclude this lesson with a haughty turn and the sounds of your stilettos clicking toward your boudoir, echoing the implied sentence “I believe you ARE AWARE I prefer OCEANIAS.” Cue bedroom door.
  • Download the album SECRET SULK by the original love DESTRUCTRICE, DOLLS. Fits the punishment and the crime.¬†
  • If you’re the type who gets “down” instead of “getting down” on V-day, I suggest the following: source the best champagne you can afford and a similarly love-hating friend. ¬†Attack a centrally located cinema with both, sneaking into romantic films to shout one-liners at the screen while also enjoying the fun of wearing dark sunglasses, posing as the mystery woman who shagged (insert actor/ress here…HA!). After being ejected, head immediately to Cartier/Tiffany’s and loudly demand to try on rings from their “divorce” or “mistress” section. They HAVE to serve you. ¬†As long as you don’t “appear intoxicated” you’ll get away scot-free to soak up the hangover with twice as much chocolate and floral arrangement – because they’re half price¬†February 15th.¬†

Nikki Awesome will be playing at the London Fetish Fair, a monthly fair where you can buy kinky clothing, art and sexy toys.

Buy the album ‘Secret Sulk’ here.

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