Sex jokes

Courtesy of one of my female girlfriends – she sent me this text:

Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms and kept their own name.

Tesco Condoms. Every Little Helps.
Nike Condoms. Just Do It.
Peugeot Condoms. The Ride of Your Life.
KFC Condoms. Finger Lickin’ Good.
Duracell Condoms. Just Keep Going and Going.
Pringles Condoms. Once You Pop, You Can’t Stop.
Burger King Condoms. Home of the Whopper.
Andrex Condoms. Soft, Strong & Very Long.
McDonald’s Condoms. I’m Loving It.
Polo Condoms. The One With the Hole…Oh fuck!


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